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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Three stories WTF don't make since

Three stories about a girl named Jane
(1)Jane goes to her boyfriend and tells him i'm pregnant and my husband is threatning to throw me out with nothing, what can we do? Boy friend says I know a guy named vinnie and for five thousand dollers he can fix it for us. Vinnie does the job but is caught and charged with murder. Vinnie blows the whistle on Jane and boyfriend . They all go to jail
The end
(2)Jane goes to her boy friend and tells him I'm preagnant .Boy friend say go to bank and get five thousand dollars and get some baby things and we will get married. Jane goes to bank gets money and leaves. Vinnie the hood mugs Jane and shoots her. Jane dies and so does her baby. Vinnie gets charged with two counts of murder and goes to jail.
The end
(3)Jane goes to her boyfriend and tell him I'm pregnant. Boy friend tells her I know a doctor Vinnie who will do an abortion for five thousand dollars and He takes medicare. Jane goes to DR. Vinnie and gets her abortion. no one goes to jail for breaking any laws and We paid for the whole thing.
The end
WTF Who the hell figured this all out?

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